I know the speed of light in a vacuum is around 700 million miles per hour. But does the brand of vacuum matter? Would my Shark upright have faster or slower light than, say, a Hoover canister?
Yes, the speed is affected by the mood of the vacuum. The happier the vacuum the faster the speed of light. I recommend a Henry if you're trying to achieve top speed.
I know the speed of light in a vacuum is around 700 million miles per hour. But does the brand of vacuum matter? Would my Shark upright have faster or slower light than, say, a Hoover canister? | Spyke
Yes, the speed is affected by the mood of the vacuum. The happier the vacuum the faster the speed of light. I recommend a Henry if you're trying to achieve top speed.
For best results I would use a Kirby brand vacuum. Preferably the pink, puffball shaped model.
I don't know, I've heard that Kirby's really suck.
It depends on the the amount of stuff crammed into the bag. That’s what the c stands for in e=mc^2^, cram.
I'm so disappointed nobody pointed out how badly this question sucks.
Bagless vacuums are actually slower for light. If you listen to them closely they will say that canister vacuums are not their bag.
Yes.