Despite being set in France, Lumiere is one of only two characters in the movie with a French accent, the other being Babette, the sexy feather duster. In the animated movie, Lumiere is played by Jerry Orbach, who is not French, but who played world-weary recovering alcoholic homicide detective Lenny Brisco on Law and Order.
Looking at history, it's equally ridiculous in real life. People do meaningless jobs, are a dead soldier or have no jobs at all because their boss wanted a boat or they live on land that happens to have oil or is of strategic importance.
Hey, whoa, hold on. In terms of what would suck, there is a MASSIVE leap from being turned into a CLOCK vs being turned into a TOILET!
I mean, both would suck, but I feel like they shouldn't be in the same sentence, as similar levels of how you would feel about it.
To be fair, you probably would be fine since everyone's been turned into furniture and therefore presumably don't need the toilet anymore.
UNLESS, of course, the Beast...
At least he's potty trained
That was something that wasn't there before
The candle stick guys head is literally on fire though, that might be the worst.
I forget the voices. Did they make him Latino?
Despite being set in France, Lumiere is one of only two characters in the movie with a French accent, the other being Babette, the sexy feather duster. In the animated movie, Lumiere is played by Jerry Orbach, who is not French, but who played world-weary recovering alcoholic homicide detective Lenny Brisco on Law and Order.
Ewan McGregor plays Lumiere in the live action one
I've got news for YOU Cosette...
Not even. It's because a kid knew about stranger danger.
And then you have to make your feral manchild boss dateable to a total babe who is well read and has tons of self respect.
Looking at history, it's equally ridiculous in real life. People do meaningless jobs, are a dead soldier or have no jobs at all because their boss wanted a boat or they live on land that happens to have oil or is of strategic importance.
I'd burn it all down and laugh like a maniac
Yeah but at least the candlestick got to be a firebender for the duration
And think off all the tea cups in the cabinet when the curse was lifted.