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showerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbyLittle8Lost

What if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcs

I may should get out of the bathtub now...

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lemmy.world

there is a point where you needed to have stopped gooning, and you have gone far beyond that.

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lemmy.world

As i never started i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging or doing drugs :P

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i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging

you might not be edging, but you sound awfully edgy

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aussie.zone

You're allowed to find the boy elves hot, it's okay

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That actually wasnt my point XD           

But i will still take being alleowed to be straight           

(my thought was that other spezies in books just accept humans misidentifing them as its favorable to have a "man" in normally men dominated worlds for the gender paygap and other reasons)

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The male elves look like garden gnomes. That's why Tolkien said the Noldor were also called gnomes in the first edition of The Hobbit.

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