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DEAR SANTA,

i AM righteing riting diZ to let U now hear iz my xmas wish list:

1- Nobel piece prizce

2- PLUS Grinlind

theNKs, DJT

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51 words in his opening sentence. We know that this has been spell checked and improved since his original opener. Money and privilege cannot buy intelligence or class. I've worked with homeless people with more intelligence and class.

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The homeless dude I saw at the coffee shop a few days ago who was “secretly” drinking from a plastic bottle of vodka and arguing with someone who wasn’t there had more class and intelligence than Trump.

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That lardfuck of a Vinland-trell should stfu. We landed in the US with boats too.

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