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Not gonna happen, but reading this

Mr Musk, who turns 52 later this month, also tweeted: "I have this great move that I call "The Walrus", where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing."

He also tweeted: "I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air."

Meanwhile, 39-year-old Mr Zuckerberg has already been training in mixed martial arts (MMA) and has recently won jiu-jitsu tournaments.

I wish Elon follows his big mouth and gets punched hard

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Maybe add Steve Huffman into the fight, since he think he could be a leader in post apocalypse.

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Dude would be traded and turned out for a pack of jerky seconds into the apocalypse...

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This article definitly either belongs on /c/atetheonion or /c/nottheonion . Hmm... First sub (cub? comm? We need a shorter and catchier way of saying "community") doesnt exist, the last one does, and the article is already there. Nice, starting to feel like reddit away from reddit here.

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