Spyke
shneancyreply
lemmy.world

then you make it a feature! "visit the swearing parrot enclosure! be cussed at by various birds! we've tried stopping them, but they didn't care"

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COME SEE THE BIG HAIRY ASSED FECKING THE BAD F WORD WORSE THAN THE F WORD, YOU KNOW, PARROTS OF BASTARD BOLLOCKS LINCOLNSHIRE I STICK THIS FECKING PITCHFORK UP YOUR HOLE PARROTS

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... You don't know what to do with 250 swearing birds?

You start a comedy act, or show, is what you do.

Do a mockumentary.

... what do they mean 'don't know what to do'?

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fedia.io

African Grays are complete assholes. One of the worst birds to own.

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lemmy.world

I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.

Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.

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More like “eventually… I will probably take a little rest halfway and make some sad sounds trying to manipulate you into carrying me”.

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Sadly they can be very good for a very long time, but once they become obsessed with something, the horrid noises they make are utterly exhausting. I have lived with 3 that have been utter nightmares. The Timneh's are worse than the larger Greys.

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marcosreply
lemmy.world

All parrots are great trolls.

All corvids are humorless vengeful beasts.

Both orders coexist around Australia. I'm really curious of how they do it. I imagine they have some kind of unstable feud.

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lemmy.zip

Agreed on the parrots but a lot of corvids I've encountered were absolute trolls as well. Very intentional and calculating, they clearly had fun antagonizing other animals. Don't get me wrong, they're assholes. But they're funny assholes.

Maybe European corvids aren't like Australian ones. I've heard stories about your magpies.

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piefed.blahaj.zone

Unlike yours, our magpies aren't corvids. Our only native corvids are a couple of species of ravens and crows.

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lemmy.zip

Oh, I didn't know that, what are they most closely related to then?

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The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It's like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

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fooreply
feddit.uk

Norwegian Blues are quiet and chilled out, so I hear.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

I've heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.

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The lack of link in this post is a crime. ::: spoiler Post needs text alternative. Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link:

  • usability
    • we can't quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
    • text search is unavailable
    • the system can't
      • reflow text to varied screen sizes
      • vary presentation (size, contrast)
      • vary modality (audio, braille)
  • accessibility
    • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
    • some users can't read the image due to lack of alt text (markdown image description)
    • users can't adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
    • systems can't read the text to them or send it to braille devices
  • web connectivity
    • we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source
    • we can't explore wider context of the original message
  • authenticity: we don't know the image hasn't been tampered
  • searchability: the "text" isn't indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
  • fault tolerance: no text fallback if
    • image breaks
    • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images. :::

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You can't make me become ungovernable, btich! I always do what I'm told!

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