Shards of porcelain are no joke. It will cut through you like a knife.

I thought “explosive diarrhea” was hyperbole, but damn.

Shit so hard all the water vaporized.

When the school caters lunch from taco bell

Even has the shit still in there

Ole Captain Terror Shits

Were you in a fight with a honey badger?

the real reason they put stalls around the toilets is to protect other bathroom occupants from porcelain shrapnel

If you gotta go, gotta go