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It's a typical Eastern European joke. The headline takes it too serious. It is as if she would say "We can kill two birds with one stone" and the headline would be "EU's top diplomat encourages stoning birds".

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Not my tempo. Is there a kind of drink that makes you more patient, inhibited, and focused? Coffee ain't doing shit anymore.

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kbin.earth

Exactly one and a half beers

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But you must never drink any more than slightly less than two drinks. Beyond that state of mildly intoxicated perfection lies drunken madness, 3rd pints, kebabs, and destruction.

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'It's time to start drinking': EU's top diplomat makes surprise remark in European Parliament | Spyke