FFerretyFever0 replyfedia.io8Hide 8 repliesMaybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.33
not_IO replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyalthough going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances12
adr1an replyprogramming.devWould they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...8
ffunksoulkitchen replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 repliesWhat does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?5
TropicalDingdong replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySo the elite don't want you to know this but... https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free12
ddontpanic lemmy.blahaj.zone4Hide 4 repliesI’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.48
Berengaria_of_Navarre lemmy.worldI have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.44
ddjsoren19 lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyis absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws25
MMissesAutumnRains lemmy.blahaj.zoneI have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me24
MMike D piefed.social2Hide 2 repliesAnyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo19
oorenj replylemmy.kde.social1Hide 1 replyDepends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation3
WWorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today6Hide 6 repliesWhat the fuck did I stumble upon. EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?13
WWorldsDumbestMan replylemmy.todayI'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least). I just want to be a cow.9
SuperNovaStar replylemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesCows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me7
WWorldsDumbestMan replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesToo bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.2
SuperNovaStar replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyI'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)4
Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I'm already fixed?
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that's the thing, i'm not house trained
Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal
dick what
Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don't want you to know this but...
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
Thank you
eggs from the yolk, it appears.
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly....
It was one time!!
But I was laying there...
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
Not much of a catboy, then.
I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.
Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation
Not at all.
What the fuck did I stumble upon.
EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?
I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).
I just want to be a cow.
Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me
Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.
I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)
Oh, nwm.
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food
You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.
adopt-an-American please
Second Underground Railroad
They all want a green card dom
fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA
Please take me 😭
I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3
Oh hey it's the kitty that can haz cheezburger!
What can i say except, mrrrp!
goals
I can woodwork
Please 🥺