Massive Fucking Banana, $400
Onion for scale. And I don't even want to hear it, the onion IS ABSOLUTELY NOT for sale. Don't even try. Seriously.
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We need to know the size of the onion first. Maybe add something for scale? Another banana?
I'm uninterested in the banana until I actually see it fucking...
But if it was, you'd go take it for a spin for $400?
It'd be worth it and that comes with a limited lifetime guarantee*
It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 400 dollars?
How much for the onion? Thank you.
There are probably hundreds of cultivars of bananas. Some are fat like this. I don't think any are worth $400 apiece.
Some have a jelly texture in the middle though, which is pretty cool. https://youtube.com/shorts/o6fqCfnnXwI
Either quantifiable, realiable, precise measurements in internationally recognized, standardized, official units, or nothing.
Weight of the produce in grams, size in milimeters, total volume in cubic milimiters.
Date of harvest and traceable origin, too.
For all we know, that is tampered image of a carboard cut out or even two blobs of silly putty.
Can I buy the background?
Can you provide a smurf for scale?
everyone knows smurfs are 3 apples tall
That's a pearl onion. Perspective is everything. Scale is just some of it. /s
How much for a massive regular banana?
I'll trade you my Massive Fucking Onion for your Massive Fucking Banana.
What's wrong with it
onion is not an acceptable banana-split topping