Yep. For a minute I read it as him getting caught dropping bones off... as in he had a backlog of 100 skeletons to dispose of after many more killings

I don’t think I’ve ever hyperfixated on a hobby that hard before. He’s out there every day digging up at least one skeleton.

Cool beans. See ya then, neighbor!

I hereby donate my body to freaky shit upon the primary condition that it is funny as all fuck.

If medical science wants my cadaver for training purposes, my will has a clause that they must also use me in the same school's theatre group as a comedy prop, manequin, puppet or ventrilloquist dummy. Limit one Hamlet a year. Unlimited stand up. Mannequin wearing school colours in the campus bookstore is also acceptable as a default resting place in between better uses as long as I am wearing classic Ray-Bans.

If some big tiddied goth girls or cultists wanna commune with the dead, conjure demons in profane rites or perform weird sex acts, I approve but the school colours and Ray-Ban rules still apply in perpetuity.

Real Frank Reynolds vibe right here!

Dude that guy was bustin his balls to get those skeletons. What a pace.

I don't want anybody to get an infection from fucking my corpse, they're going to have to sterilize me to have my corpse fucking permission.

We might want to start using spoilers on the comments in these threads, I think we crossed the NSFW line a ways back.

10-4

A latter day Gein maybe?

Idk. Might not be nearly enough skeletons.

He unironically would be a much better one than the one we have now.

FTA:

"They are also investigating a Facebook group titled "Human Bones and Skull Selling Group," where Gerlach was tagged and pictured holding a skull."

If you have any relatives buried there, might want to check on them.