I've actually been dealing with a real life shitposter.
At work we deal with people who have mental issues, and so, in order to protect my coworkers, I've been redirecting emails to myself from this one person who has been emailing us carefully crafted iPhone photographs of her turds fresh, hot, and steaming in her bathtub.
She keeps posting questions asking who is shitting in her bathtub, and my response has been consistently, "you live by yourself, it's you".
Actually, someone's been shitting in my basement toilet and not flushing it... Every so often when I go down there I see a big turd. I live alone and don't use the basement bathroom though. I'll attach a pic the next time it happens as proof.
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That's the shittiest post I've seen all day!
THEN WHY CALL IT SHITPOSTING HUH HEY REAL QUICK WHO WANNA RATE MY POO
Every poo is beautiful, mon frere. Let's see that shit!
Would you say itβs POOTiful?
_Iβll show myself out _
That a guanopost, @TheBat
::: spoiler How original Daring today aren't we? :::
Can I put one in the comments?
I don't judge but probably use a spoiler to hide it
OH THE IRONY. THE CENSORED BECOMES THE CENSOR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Listen, I am pro poop pics but consent matters smh my head
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::: spoiler spoiler :::
I've actually been dealing with a real life shitposter.
At work we deal with people who have mental issues, and so, in order to protect my coworkers, I've been redirecting emails to myself from this one person who has been emailing us carefully crafted iPhone photographs of her turds fresh, hot, and steaming in her bathtub.
She keeps posting questions asking who is shitting in her bathtub, and my response has been consistently, "you live by yourself, it's you".
Shouldnβt that person have been fired ages ago?
It's not a coworker, it's one of their patients.
Clients, but yeah.
Actually, someone's been shitting in my basement toilet and not flushing it... Every so often when I go down there I see a big turd. I live alone and don't use the basement bathroom though. I'll attach a pic the next time it happens as proof.
Revolution it is, then.
Revolution you say?
"You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it."
Guillotines! Greenland!
what about someone else's shit?
Is this the P-Stream discord? They can be lucky nobody is sending photos of their pee stream!
we use the word banter, and itβs basedπ€