eeltimablo kbin.socialThe tachyon leaves the bar The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.21Reply
[email protected] lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyWhat do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!20Reply
The Picard Maneuver startrek.websiteI love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.14Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.netI just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.12Reply
bbionicjoey replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyI'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it17Reply
DDudePluto lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesAnd he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."9Reply
DDudePluto replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.5Reply
samus12345 replylemmy.worldWho did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?1Reply
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The tachyon leaves the bar
The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!
The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.
Sensible Chuckle
It starts with a sensible chuckle .... maybe even an energetic guffaw
There is an UDP joke somewhere in it
I'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it
And he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."
I went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.
Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?
Tenet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0