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Catheistmemes·Atheist MemesbyCrazyslinkz Actual church sign in Mississippicross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41161455View original on lemmy.world218Comments17Reply
LLOGIC💣 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesHe came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn't had his second coming.19Reply
Zagorath aussie.zone2Hide 2 replies::: spoiler Transcription A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads: Jesus came with you on his mind :::7Reply
FFlashMobOfOne lemmy.worldThe crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.3Reply
BBreadstickNinja lemmy.worldThere's one on the way to my parents' house that says "Behold! I come quickly!" And on the other side it says "I will come again! Be ye ready!" Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh3Reply
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TIL I'm part of Jesus's spank bank.
He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn't had his second coming.
Talk about gooning
That's a helluva refractory period.
No nut Millennium.
Praise be to the coming of the lord!
I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.
::: spoiler Transcription A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:
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Chunky :)
Whoops. Thanks, fixed.
Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I'm DTF any time.
Sorry Jesus, we're just friends.
The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.
I'm not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I'm not interested.
There's one on the way to my parents' house that says "Behold! I come quickly!" And on the other side it says "I will come again! Be ye ready!"
Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh
I'd hate to see Creamy Baptist Church's sign.