Spyke

It would be so hard to look for the legs you lost. I know how hard it is to find my glasses after I lose them damn

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I'd rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don't even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.

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Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.

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Your mistaken, they do have aliussy, in the newer ones they get pregnant, so the baby has to come out somewhere.

The tentacle hair is just another erogenous l communication zone, like our mouths.

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