The Trump phone just missed another release date
What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it's fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
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Imagine being the PRESIDENT OF THE USA and still feeling the need to shout “LOVE ME” every five minutes
PedoPhone, for Rape™️
Introducing the TrumpPad, you can fuck it
More like LOVE ME… OR ELSE!
I choose "or else"
I mean, it's obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone or Umidigi, like that "Freedom Phone" by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don't know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.
Because it is a brand with POTUS' name on it. And we should continue to shine light on him and his grifts until he glows like the fuckin sun.
Pedophile of the US
The issue is that the people not voting or voting for him are conveniently kept in the dark.
Watch, people will come to fall over themselves to insist it’s not worth it to let the fascist enablers of their family know they are traitors to democracy.
If people won’t even tell their families they are disappointed in them and they are acting out of line they won’t say it to ANYONE. If people do not love their families enough to say anything, they definitely don’t love their own country to say anything.
You bite your tongue around strangers or people you don’t care about. The fact that people are doing that with people they love proves there really isn’t love there. It’s something else.
The people who signed up certainly know.
Buy American, hire American, AMERICA FIRST, amirite?
I hate Trump so much
America first, unless it's too much of a hassle
At least tell the AI to crop your crappy image if you are that incapable.
I reckon sleepy joe done made it late!
THANKS OBAMA
Clinton's at it again!
"Damnit, Carter!"
How could Kennedy do this to us?
Friggin' FDR and his new deal nonsense has had downstream effects no one had the foresight to predict. Franklin F'd up this phone.
Trump, Scientology, Warren Jeffs, etc...
We never learn.
Looked that up last year, dropped that from the Texas GOP platform over a decade ago. I suspect it was like CRT, a thing to get up in arms about that wasn't being taught anyway.
"We" - speak for yourself. I've hated this guy since 1985
At least it would be a plate of shit and not a hollow plastic doodie.
Buy a cheap piece of shit phone, spray it in a tacky gold colour and BAM, sorted.
You can still look like a complete cunt but without having to be robbed by a filthy orange paedophile.
I think that was the intention.
Why aren't there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn't it? I know I'm being naive, but why, how?
Those checks and balances are going to kick in any day now!
Because the supremes have ruled everything this president does is legal. If he can somehow make it an "official act."
Diana Ross nooooo!
Corrected title:
We all know it's just a grift, right?
This is something he learned from Elon.
Roadster pre-orders was nothing more than an interest free loan.
Tesla, at least, did something on their own. Trump phone, however, if it ever gets released, will be just a drop-shipped Huawei.
Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.
It'll be classier and probably work better.
Roll a tatty?
What's tatties, precious?
I don't speak a dialect of English that uses that word but context clues tell me "tatty" means "the shittiest barely functional one electron away from being a brick phone fractions of a penny can buy".
It's also potatoes.
When I've heard "tatty," it's been short for "tattered." Like "threadbare." However, as you said, from context I assume that's not what's meant here.
Potatoes
ROLL A TATTY!
YOU WOULDN’T ROLL a TATTY
Roll Tatties!
And yet they all hated the Obama phone…
Well yeah, the Obama phone thing was actually trying to help people.
That tan suit was a national shame
How many
foolspeople pre-ordered one?Well dang it everyone. It's Cyberpunk 2077 all over again. /j
I don't even want the latest Galaxy, Pixel, or douchiephone... Why would I want a trump phone?
To advertise your advanced douche status.
snake oil salesmen have nothing on this motherfucker
What are the 14 other indications on this visual?
No
Nope
Narp
Negative
Nuh-uh
Nyet
Negatory
Nine
Naw
[laughter]
Almost ready (send more money)
Nearly there (send more money)
Two weeks away (send more money)
Once you sign this updated contract and send more money
Yes, but only if you send more money
What phones?
There are no phones.
Are you still talking about those phones?
Biden stole the phones.
Mexico will pay for the phones!
More time to install some malware into it.
It says later this year, so there is still time :)