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piefed.social

Is this actually a thing? I've only ever heard it from people in the US.

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Coffee is a diuretic, but I don't know if its the caffiene. Other caffeine drinks don't make me have to use the bathroom soon after, like coffee does. It's not giving diarreah, it's just moving things along.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Typical tea has around 50mg of caffeine. Typical espresso based drink has 2 or 3 espresso shots at around 65mg each. Plus milk, which a bunch of adults can't digest to at least some degree.

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so you're in luck i know way too much about my gut. i can test for part of the gut but i'm missing much of mine. the parts i have, black coffee accelerates transit around 33% (reduces by 1/4). Short version, it stimulates peristalsis to a degree that tea does not. If you would like specific numbers I'm going to need a day or two.

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It's basically the only reason I actually drink coffee for.

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sh.itjust.works

I'm Canadian, sometimes you've just gotta go more than once a day

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I meant more the "coffee makes you shit" thing. I've not encountered the idea across the pond.

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From my personal experience:

I'm not a regular coffee drinker. Whenever I do drink one, I get the urge to go number 2 within 15 minutes.

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piefed.social

Chocolate covered espresso beans.

All the caffeination and none of the urination.

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lemmy.world

I bought some of these yesterday and can't stop eating them. They are like fucking crack to me. So delicious.

Update: I ate them all

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piefed.social

Watch out.

I was talking to a doctor I know from work. We got on the subject of coffee and he told me of a classmate of his who brought a five pound bag to power him through exams. Ended up in the hospital overdosed on caffeine. A handful a day is plenty

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Lmao the thought had crossed my mind but they are so good! At least I don't have any more! I am also on a med that reduces your ability to metabolize caffeine so it's even worse!!!

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Isn't caffeine the chemical compound stimulating the production of urine? You'd be pissing more...but I guess if you theoretically eat enough beans and run out of bodily fluids...

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Coffee has never given me shits. Maybe because I already had a ton of caffeine in my system

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