Spyke

Paw Patrol is a low effort advertisement for toys that has a new Dog, Car, Truck, Plane, Helicopter, Spaceship, Clothing, HQ, Theme, Town or villain every episode so there's always some new plastic crap for your kids to want

Edit: The downvote from the guy working in Spin Masters marketing department.

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It's actually pretty realistic cause the cop dog never does anything significant it's always the proletarians builder dog and the garbage truck dog who save the day. But still the cop is the fans favorite for some reason.

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Oppopityreply
lemmy.ml

No.

Paw patrol is just unironically copaganda.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwhUpu9MfZ0

Obviously it wasn't like intentionally written to be as it's just a stupid kids show that exists to sell toy but a lot of the themes in the show do frame policing in a very pro-police way.

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piefed.social

Are you asking if

Paw Patrol is copaganda

is a line from the childrens cartoon Paw Patrol?

Or are you asking if

Get on the fucking ground

is a line from the childrens cartoon Paw Patrol?

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realistic paw patrol actually sounds funny as fuck, ngl.

will file that next to my "adult carebears, disillusioned with the system/establishment but ultimately optimistic for the future"-idea

i can't get cloudco to respond at all, smh...i legitimately want to make this idea happen but i have zero creative skills myself.

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untorquerreply
lemmy.world

I'm pretty sure anyone can suck ass loudly but you're right the banks would probably make the most noise about it.

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sh.itjust.works

you know there are services you can just upload a pic and they print and mail it since like 25 years or so, right?

also, depending on region, there are some local shops which do this for like soccer clubs etc. they usually also do it for just one person. you just gotta find them and bring your own article of clothing.

i did this stuff a lot when i was younger. made pics with gimp in the style of a brand, but with a pun instead of the brand name etc.

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IronBirdreply
lemmy.world

know any that have actual quality clothes? can't go back to basic threadbare clothes after experiencing high-thread count stuff.

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I know custom ink has an option for higher quality shirts (or used to). I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s an option at any of the other big shops, too (redbubble and… um… that’s the only other one I can think of off the top of my head)

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lemmy.world

I watch a lot of bodycam footage, like 30 hours a week.

I've heard this exact phrase literally hundreds of times.

it's not a good thing.

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Here in Australia the police saying this would get a stern talking to unless they were in NSW

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gtr
programming.dev

Damn this JPEG must have been reencoded at least 30 times. 🫣

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I think it's intentional. It's a deep fried meme effect

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lemmynsfw.com

::: spoiler Post needs text alternative. Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative:

  • usability
    • we can't quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
    • text search is unavailable
    • the system can't
      • reflow text to varied screen sizes
      • vary presentation (size, contrast)
      • vary modality (audio, braille)
  • accessibility
    • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
    • some users can't read the image due to lack of alt text
    • users can't adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
    • systems can't read the text to them or send it to braille devices
  • searchability: the "text" isn't indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
  • fault tolerance: no text fallback if
    • image breaks
    • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images. :::

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Spinmaster is zionazi shit, so not surprised that their main cash cow is copaganda.

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Fuck the police 🖕 and fuck them harder for using dogs to do their bullshit dirty ass fucked up shit. Fuck you cops. I piss on you 🖕

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this is paw patrol and that's chase. he's the "police dog", rocky is the "garbage dog" (even though he drives a fucking RECYCLING TRUCK), rubble is the "builder dog".

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