Slemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySatansMaggotyCumFart Just act normalView original on piefed.world363Comments20Reply
MMigratingApe lemmy.dbzer0.com6Hide 6 repliesThe irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall117Reply
EEpeeGnome replyfeddit.online2Hide 2 repliesGo ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It'll be fine.79Reply
IImpound4017 replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyIt’s not the licking that’s the problem. A small little lick would go unnoticed. Utilizing 110% of the surface area to maximally tongue fuck the cup’s exterior, though? You’re just begging to get memed.21Reply
ddanc4498 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.31Reply
llefaucet slrpnk.netThank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for23Reply
4grams awful.systems1Hide 1 replyOMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird. Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.17Reply
CCameronDev programming.devI love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜15Reply
bbluegreenpurplepink lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI'm just here wondering why she has extra fingers.4Reply
EEffortlessEffluvium replylemmy.zipAnd a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!6Reply
DDarkSurferZA lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI dunno what she's drinking, but it's probably not tea...4Reply
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The irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall
Go ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It'll be fine.
It’s not the licking that’s the problem. A small little lick would go unnoticed. Utilizing 110% of the surface area to maximally tongue fuck the cup’s exterior, though? You’re just begging to get memed.
She wanted to also get the trail :p
It’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.
I want to do it. I don't care who sees.
Sounds like this meme is you
Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for
OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.
Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.
At least we are 3 now.
I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜
She is using some subtle signals
Looks like she's got a drinking problem
We made you some coffee, Carol.
When the acid kicks in while you're still at work.
I'm just here wondering why she has extra fingers.
Some of those belong to the person in the background.
And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!
I dunno what she's drinking, but it's probably not tea...
clearly it's the evidence.