Spyke
lemmy.world

Super fun story: My granddad would tell us himself. Yes. My grandad was sort of a maniac, he would fuck everything that moved. At 85 he had an implant because he couldn't take meds anymore. (he told that to the whole family on his birthday dinner) When he was 93 he butt dial my uncle while having sex with 2 women (2! 93yo!). My aunt found him full naked marstubating in the living room because he "forgot she was there".

He was funny as hell but the man had a serious addiction. Died at 97 having sex with the 32yo supermarket cashier at his house. this is not even a joke...

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lemmy.world

Gotta give him credit for going out like so many of us want to.

Wouldn't want to be the partner in that case though.

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lemmy.world

Can you imagine at 32 being hit with so much rizz from a 97 year old that you'd be down to clown, only for them to die inside of you? Either grandpa was the most charming motherfucker of all time or that grocery clerk was at a dark place in life.

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MissJinxreply
lemmy.world

Well 2 things can be true but I think at 97 no charm would be enough. But he had money

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Ahhhh, yeah that plays with someone in their 30s working at a grocery store. A lot of bad breaks on their part, it sounds like

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Reminds me of that French film where the grandpa brings in his favorite prostitute to family dinner one night. "Sooner or later my heart will give out while fucking her, so you were going to find out eventually either way. Better you know now."

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You have no idea. seriously. That mf had fun in life. He was also a career plane pilot until the 90s, so the time it was respectable and profitable

He was also an awesome grandad. I Loved the ol' captain

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Hah, sounds a bit like my dad. He had at least 15 kids, me and my little sister being the youngest (currently 35/33) and the only ones he stayed around for. Had his first kid at 14. His whole apartment was filled with paintings, statues and other stuff with sexual themes. No playboy posters or stuff like that but erotic art like devil statues with huge penises, vaginas painted as flowers, old Asian erotic art etc. He continued having sexual relations until he became bed ridden two years ago and passed in December last year at 83 YO. I used to call him Rasputin sometimes.

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Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

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It WAS a shame how he carried on, and anyone who says otherwise is the sort of miseducated idiot who thinks his first name was Grigori, instead of Ra-Ra

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piefed.social

I'm not going to spoil the movie by giving the title...

There's a pretty good old thriller that halfway through becomes a JFK assassination cover-up story.

I always wondered what it would have been like if one of the Kennedy family had just gone in to see a nice action movie and suddenly got flashbacks to the actual killing.

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piefed.social

I’m not going to spoils the movie by giving the title…

How is anyone supposed to watch it if we can’t know the title? And I don’t just mean from you. Like, if I thought, “well that sounds interesting, maybe I can describe it to a search engine and get a proper result” but that would still give me a title.

(This doesn’t matter at all, it just got my brain spinning a bit.)

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mander.xyz

never heard of Flashpoint. But when a movie is 42 years old it's long past any "spoiler warning" making sense

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A spoiler is a spoiler, no matter how old.

And it's not like you gave it away inadvertently. You clicked the link, did the math, and decided you had to jump in and ruin it for anyone who may only now be getting interested in Jean smart or Kris Kirsstopherson.

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