Spyke
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I wish all

Closeted conservatives

A very

Die alone

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Closeted conservative as in openly conservative, secretly gay or secretly conservatives? Or both? Probably both.

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Big macho MAGAs blow more wood than the bassoon section of the London Symphony.

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"Every fucking time. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a quickie in Tuscon right now?"

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D_C
sh.itjust.works

They are, err, doing a, err, a ddos attack. Yes, that's it. Yes. Nothing else.

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lemmy.world

The "d" in that ddos is not what you think also. Or maybe it is ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

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sh.itjust.works

How hard would it be to set up a stingray near these things and proxy the traffic?

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sh.itjust.works

it wouldn't be so hard but it would be a federal felony :3

edit: and if you're trying to decrypt HTTPS traffic sadly the app probably uses cert pinning and thus decrypting it would be hard to do. if it didn't use cert pinning that would be funny

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muusemuusereply
sh.itjust.works

You don’t need to see the content on the phone just identify individual phones there. They are accessing certain things you don’t need to see the message being transmitted to make your point.

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good point! an IMSI catcher without MiTM capability would do the trick, you don't need to decrypt traffic to have the intended effect

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Some people say, and they are very good people, the best of people on the ground, acting for us, that grindr, a horrible place, and a worse character, is having outages, all the time, even at their best attempt they can't keep it up, and the US is a great place, the top place where everyone wants to come, but we don't let them come because grindr is down and they're making it all very bad, and we're going to keep it that way. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

...seriously. This is close to what we sound like. "a spike of outages is being reported" is about as good as anything trump spews out of his rostral crevice.

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I was worried at first you were having a stroke. It took me a moment to realize it's a damn good impression of the president of the United States.

2025 is the worst year... yet!

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From what I've heard it's a combination of the out of town downlow guys and the local guys not going out partying during these kind of events

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