As half life two was originally intended to be a porn game no children were needed butt at the last minute valve chose to change direction due to Australian law thus only using the assets they already had the hl2 we know was birthed.
Somewhere in valve HQ there's a drawer filled with USB sticks containing all the penises that were torn off just like all those statues at the vatican
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As half life two was originally intended to be a porn game no children were needed butt at the last minute valve chose to change direction due to Australian law thus only using the assets they already had the hl2 we know was birthed.
Somewhere in valve HQ there's a drawer filled with USB sticks containing all the penises that were torn off just like all those statues at the vatican
Butt ( ° ͜ʖ °)
What do you think bugbait is?
It is automatically turned off in the settings page
You have to turn it on
No, I don't want to "turn children on".
They're all on a summer camp daytrip to Breenland for the duration of the story
Valve spent the entire child NPC budget on indestructible plastic chairs
At school.
While the adults are doing adult stuff (fighting on the rebellion, doing science, suffering in the dystopia) the kids have learning to do.
Run over by SUVs at or around age of three; everyone eventually gave up
Went the same place the kids in GTA went.
So you can fuck anyone, in any situation, without worrying about contraception.