science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque Something similar to an Ent, probably.View original on mander.xyz384Comments16
RRemember_the_tooth lemmy.world...and also a sentient, hungry forest, willing and able to feast on the flesh of your enemies.23
aallthelolcats lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt’s important that we save the Pacific Northwest tree octopus. https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/12
Noxy replypawb.socialwell that was a wild ride, in the four minute span between me reading that article and looking for more information, I actually believed it and felt really depressed. thankfully it was only four minutes to debunk!2
JJackHandy lemmynsfw.com3Hide 3 repliesI'm reading the comments here and I'm still not seeing a downside.6
WWorldsDumbestMan replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesIncredibly tall trees that snatch you up, and shove you into the beaks bellow their roots...to eat you. You know, like from horror movies.5
ddracs replyprogramming.devIs this why Cabin in the Woods listed "Angry molesting tree" as an option?3
RRemember_the_tooth replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyGreat. Now I've gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!5
...and also a sentient, hungry forest, willing and able to feast on the flesh of your enemies.
The things you see in hentai?
It’s important that we save the Pacific Northwest tree octopus. https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/
This was literally the first thing I thought of as well, lmao
well that was a wild ride, in the four minute span between me reading that article and looking for more information, I actually believed it and felt really depressed. thankfully it was only four minutes to debunk!
Eldritch Ent
Military funding from DARPA
I'm reading the comments here and I'm still not seeing a downside.
Incredibly tall trees that snatch you up, and shove you into the beaks bellow their roots...to eat you.
You know, like from horror movies.
Is this why Cabin in the Woods listed "Angry molesting tree" as an option?
Yes but just like JackHandy I'm still asking where's the catch?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Great. Now I've gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!
♪ Nothin's gonna stop us now! ♪
And probably a visit from the Avengers.