Spyke

This was literally the first thing I thought of as well, lmao

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well that was a wild ride, in the four minute span between me reading that article and looking for more information, I actually believed it and felt really depressed. thankfully it was only four minutes to debunk!

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lemmy.today

Incredibly tall trees that snatch you up, and shove you into the beaks bellow their roots...to eat you.

You know, like from horror movies.

5

Is this why Cabin in the Woods listed "Angry molesting tree" as an option?

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lemmy.world

Great. Now I've gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!

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