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lemmy.world

Oh, ok. Five golden rings. That's cool. Fine he can keep sending gifts...

Wait what? Six geese?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted him!

(Call it off soon or you end up with gift of milkers.)

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lemmy.world

I only leaned fairly recently that they are all birds with the 5 golden rings being some type of pheasant

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I say, you're already in it now. May as well stick it out for the lords and ladies. Congratulations, you're now in control of 10 noble families, which probably include at least a few thousand square miles of land and a labor population in the 10s of thousands. Could be more depending on their ranks in the peerage system.

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Mirth Without Mischief, which also contains the delightfully named ‘Play of the Gaping-wide-mouthed-wadling Frog

🤔😄

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Children's carols aren't obliged to make any kind of sense, but I always imagined it as an aristocratic lady with a huge country manor getting lovebombed with outrageous gifts from her suitor, just because he can.

Endless birds is less annoying when you can be like:

claps hands "Sebastian, put these in the dovecote with the others, would you please?"

"Certainly ma'am."

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I mean,you can eat the birds or their eggs. To someone living in the pre-19th century, that's a winning lottery ticket

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