Spyke

I'm a real life, dyed-in-the-wool white trash dude. I know several Lauren Boeberts and Marjorie Taylor Greenes. I'm related to a few.

Nothing either of them does surprises me.

17

Yeah, this all reminds me of any family reunion I’ve ever reluctantly attended. After my grandma died in 2009, I decided the rest of the family was dead too. Now it’s like I get to witness their horseapples hijinx on the national stage. Yay.

3

They each want to be Republican Barbie, but there can be only one.

3

A long-established republican Jayzus-n-'Murica-lovin' tradition, along with Cheney's "Go fuck yourself" tantrum outburst during the Senate photo session around 2002-2003. They're the "true christian" party, don't you know? Such fine people...

2

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT COME ON FIGHT DO IT FIGHT

You can't take the trailer park out of the queen.

2

wtf is the linked website.

Also: “the daily best exclusively reports” is what the linked article is based on so take that for that you want

1

idiocracy

what a fucking embarassment. Georgia and Colorado y'all should be legit ashamed. oust those fucks

-19

You reached the end