I love how perfectly this captures the reality that being a millionaire in today’s America is somehow both a very privileged position and just barely above being utterly destitute.
The difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, is about a billion dollars. To a billionaire, a mere millionaire is as much a pauper as the rest of us. When the time comes, they'll have millionaire jerky on their charcuterie board, along with everybody else.
An eccentric millionaire?
What are they going to do, stroke their cat laughing maniacally while they read the notice of a fine from their HOA?
I love how perfectly this captures the reality that being a millionaire in today’s America is somehow both a very privileged position and just barely above being utterly destitute.
We’re so cooked…checks climate
Yep. But they will be too, so at least we won't be hungry
My pettiness knows no bounds.
a millionaire would never agree to a game where they could lose, theyr're cowards like that
My parents are millionaires, all it means in 2025 is that you can retire.
That does mean a lot, ask the elderly working at Walmart.
You're gonna need more than 1 million.
Only planning on being retired for like, 19 days.
I get the point you're making but to be fair I'm pretty sure General Zaroff did very much lose the game.
(Maybe we should take inspiration from how that story ends)
That's why they're doing it on an island
Getting taken to an eccentric rich person's island and being relieved it's just a hunt to the death.
Everything is a hunt to the death if you are uncooperative enough.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/sarajevo-human-safari-tourists-shooting
There are charges that rich Italians flew into Bosnia and shot civilians.
what kind of toxic waste is GBNews though
Yes, not the best source, but this was reported in many outlets including thegaurdian, nytimes and bbc.
Irrelevant to my comment (reading comprehension!).
Then they should've used those sources 😉
You do know that you are legally allowed to seek out your own sources, right?
Now that's one cute sea lion there. Got some daily mail as well? 😊
Yes, you should keep on complaining about other people instead of learning to do things for yourself.
You're weirdly invested in this. Here: L.
It's yours, have a wonderful weekend 🥰
This might need to be updated. Nowadays a "millionaire" is someone who will be able to retire.
"Someone who owns their house"
The difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, is about a billion dollars. To a billionaire, a mere millionaire is as much a pauper as the rest of us. When the time comes, they'll have millionaire jerky on their charcuterie board, along with everybody else.
Many of us are also really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
The rules are pretty easy, one player gets a monopoly on knives and the other players are hunted for sport
Why stop there when we can have knife jenga and knife twister
Left foot, switch blade, red, left most piece third from the bottom.
"But, but, but, I heard there was going to be a bunch of naked underage girls..."
"No, that's Jeff's island. That guy is a weirdo freak. I just want to hunt you to the death."
You know the second speaker is described as "me," right?
Why don't you take a seat over there.
"We can get back to knife monopoly as soon as im done hunting you"
The one Archer quote I still remember is when someone tells him that they're going to play the most dangerous game, and Archer is like, "jai alai?"
Just classic "mens erger je niet" but there's a single knife just laying on the table