monkeyspaw·The Monkey's Pawbyswab148 I wish people's butts got bigger when they had to poopView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com31Comments7
DDahGangalang infosec.pub2Hide 2 repliesGranted. Their butt cheeks swell while needing to poop, but don't shrink after pooping. You can now tell who has held in their poops for longer periods of time on their life from their swollen buttocks.10
zzero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.devThe large intestine is now in the buttocks. Sitting for too long will cause obstruction. Falling on your ass has a good chance of causing defecation.3
WWhyIHateTheInternet lemmy.worldGranted. Now their butts are too big to use the toilet and pooping outside is the only viable option and the world is now covered in shit.3
Granted. Their butt cheeks swell while needing to poop, but don't shrink after pooping. You can now tell who has held in their poops for longer periods of time on their life from their swollen buttocks.
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The large intestine is now in the buttocks. Sitting for too long will cause obstruction. Falling on your ass has a good chance of causing defecation.
Granted. Now their butts are too big to use the toilet and pooping outside is the only viable option and the world is now covered in shit.
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Yours doesn't?