for those with a split stream

I came for the urination, I stayed for the swordfights.

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It's so you can look over and make sure you're doing it right.

Try not to touch each others dicks while pissing (impossible mode)

For those mornings when it wants to come out in two streams.

Mandatory quote :D Don't cross the streams!

It's the urinal version of the love toilet.

Don't cross the streams!

What're you talking about? That's the sword dueling arena.

Edit: I have an insane level of stage fright when I pee, so this is a no go for me lol.

“Mildly” is putting it…mildly

The infuriating thing here is that they aren't even properly aligned

they forgot to allocate a one stall buffer between two males

Don't wear shorts here.

Lmao, you would almost HAVE to cross streams

As long as you don't make eye contact or talk to each other.

Its only gay if balls touch

Hell, let's try and fit another one in above them!

The only thing that would make it more awkward is mirrors

Maybe there's a legal requirement for how many urinals they need to have.

When you're drunk, they merge back together into one.

Form of...urinal cake