The real crime was how much those corns cost, all fancied up like that

I have too, but I'm afraid I don't get it.

The irony is that you are also cornposting.

Perfection.

If you ain’t crankin your cob why are we doing corn week?

It's a sin doing that to an elote.

It's a massive improvement over the political posts they're meant to replace.

Criminal waste of elotes, though. I'll have them if they don't want them.