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lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyphaedrus

I need help pinching off the SHITPO phonetic alphabet

Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

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mander.xyz

X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.

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phaedrusreply
piefed.world

I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:

  • Doesn't fully acknowledge the site's new shitty name
  • Keeps alive its old name, which pisses off sir edgelord
  • Rhymes with shitter
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phaedrusreply
piefed.world

We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.

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phaedrusreply
piefed.world

Tentatively added, but I'm on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)

I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there's another one dangling out there for that, too.

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lemmy.world

C - chimney, chute

E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

J - jettison hatch

K - kegel-er

N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

Y - young republican, yawning abyss

Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

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