Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.
I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
Kinda similar to people who can't get the Joker's desire to "See the world burn", which is why they don't understand his jokes.
That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy.
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Where meme?
My bad, never again
Thank you 🙏
Its an antimeme
Yeah we like our memes sorted here, everyone is hella confused now
its a meme in it not being a meme
Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.
The resulting horseshoes would also be about three times as heavy so maybe there would be back pain in addition to the cancer
Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn't get?
Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?
Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind...
Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything?
Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat.
that's one my great great great grandfather used to say
You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it
I read your comment to the tune of "you put the lime in the coconut"
Butt stuff.
I mean while I'm in there
That's the spirit!
You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed...
Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me..
U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy
Injecting them with it
Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium!
Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work?
Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place.
wouldn't that just kill them
Nobody specified the horse needed to remain living?
true
But then you use up the uranium. It's far more efficient to just attach it to the horse, then remove it for reuse
uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
I don't understand the question.
Cause
I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
Kinda similar to people who can't get the Joker's desire to "See the world burn", which is why they don't understand his jokes.
I don't think anybody said it's desirable. It just has to be done.
Gotta irradiate somethin'
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the long face?”
The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”
ok that's funny
That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy.
Da, Comrade, thanks for being a Liquidator
ok but why
so that the horses get radiation poisoning
what did the horses do to you
because fuck horses, that's why.
Valid.
Screenshot of tumblr post of screenshot of reddit post.
Thanks, saving this for later
Via screenshot of that comment, right? Actually, I'll also accept a poorly cropped photo of a device displaying that comment, bonus points if the actual content is cut off slightly and the background includes something that gets more attention than the actual subject of the image, like a severed toe just sitting there, begging to be asked about.
wha........
Why has no one thought of this before?
Just so y'all know, this is what I think of when y'all say "horseshoe theory"
Solid reasoning there Lou
Not every intrusive thought needs to be communicated!
...what is the best armour for our soldiers in their armoured vehicles?...horse shoes, fuck off...