sspauldo lemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesI'm struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn't involve criminal levels of negligence.79
sspauldo replylemmy.mlI'm not sure I'd let my kid play outside unsupervised if my yard was occasionally visited by hippos.0
HHank replykbin.socialI have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.12
Gormadt lemmy.blahaj.zoneTalk about a high constitution and charisma score Gets eaten Rolls con save Critical success "It would appear as if you ate me, spit me out or I'll unleash my true power" Rolls bluff Critical success "So sorry for the inconvenience, you have a wonderful day."20
rrustyricotta lemmy.mlOh no, did they kill the hippo? If they did, this Harambe 2 would completely seal the fate of humanity.3
I'm struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn't involve criminal levels of negligence.
I'm not sure I'd let my kid play outside unsupervised if my yard was occasionally visited by hippos.
OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.
To be fair, your mom does the same
I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.
My mum is dead
Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.
No, she actually died in a car crash
Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.
She choked on a 2 year old
skill issue
That sucked.
Talk about a high constitution and charisma score
Gets eaten
Rolls con save
Critical success
"It would appear as if you ate me, spit me out or I'll unleash my true power"
Rolls bluff
Critical success
"So sorry for the inconvenience, you have a wonderful day."
shouldn't name your kid Jonah
What did the kid do to look so delicious?
Oh no, did they kill the hippo? If they did, this Harambe 2 would completely seal the fate of humanity.