While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.
Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.
But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol
I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.
The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.
Can this be bumped up?
Juiced up?
I feel like he wouldn't like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho
As much as I want to pull the pitch forks... I don't think it is.
Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.
This isn't me in the post either.
While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.
…wait did you post this about yourself?
Content creator!
Unless im misreading this lol but it looks like it to me
Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.
No. I saw the post in another group that was making fun of him so I shared it here.
Ooh, good catch.
I think she joined to spy?
But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol
Ah yeah I didn't blow up the thumbnail. 😬
No, this was a screenshot in another group I'm in that was posted today. I'm not in the group.
But whoever originally took the picture is the person that posted the weird ad right? Or is that not what that means on Facebook dating?
@BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick
I'm horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I'm also sad that Lemmy thinks I'm a boy.
I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.
:P
On the internet, everyone thinks you are a white man until proven otherwise
In the fediverse, your pronouns are fae/faer until proven otherwise
Are those real words?
No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.
For people stuck with that obvious level of (dis-)intelligence? I'd say yes.
Wow. Just wow.
I'd love to know what this person looks like.
The ad doesn’t say “should look like Ivanka”, but then, it doesn’t say “must not look like Ivanka”, either. Hmmm.
Euww.
Well, I’d guess they’re at least in their 30s…
A true romantic! 🥰
None of those legitimate medicinal uses, like assisting your lungs against infection/irritant, or any of that weak shit. I guess.
Edit: oh this is fake shit posted by the person taking the screenshot. Who is an idiot. Shame on OP
At least he's honest?