This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I've decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.

Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?

From the people who brought you Squagles!

It's corn!

Iowa Wizards are gonna flip

Were too many people shoving the originals up their butt? Like I don't see the market forces making this necessary.