Spyke

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"The back-end, Ugg! You need to re-write the whole damn stack! Think tiny, Ugg! Tiny!"

"And go get me more of those mushrooms and those weird black beans that the goats seem to like so much. I'm gonna go stand between two toilets and eat fruit."

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

There is a theory that intelligent developed thro mushrooms. But it isn't widely accepted because that's not how evolution works.

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Fernreply
piefed.world

Sad to say, I know about this as "the stoned ape theory" because Joe Rogan always used to yap about it.

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Fun story though. Pretty harmless narrative but it's better not to headcanon prehistory or else we get cults

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He just thought it would be easier to collect mushrooms if you could punch them out of question mark blocks.

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Actually, their midi-chlorian count was super high and they actually had a vision through the force.

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You reached the end