Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim
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I see a pattern with power hungry men and small deformed penises.
I've also heard rumors about Elon Musk having some deformed underparts, so yeah
The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but.... The New York post? If they're writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.
What's the opposite of a lemon tho
Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein's penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.
Lime?
So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.
So did he have lemon parties?
Ghislaine is a lemon stealing whore
It's funny how people don't complain about the new york post when it fits their confirmation bias.
No. The NYPost needs a perma-ban on lemmy. The world is shitty enough without high-speed liquid fecolators polluting awareness and discussion of issues.
Perma ban on Lemmy and in a just world, everywhere.
Lemon vs. mushroom