nottheonion·Not The OnionbySundray Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Stationhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/14/space-station-nasa-guilty-wife-bank-account.html?ICID=ref_farkOpen linkView original on lemmus.org198Comments10
Pogogunner sopuli.xyz3Hide 3 repliesThis is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.134
SuperNovaStar replylemmy.blahaj.zone100% of the space crime you know about ... but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.47
PPostmortal_Pop replylemmy.world100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.27
tthelivefive replystartrek.website100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.21
wworkerONE lemmy.world"At the time of the alleged illegal access, McClain was preparing for what NASA billed as the first all-female space walk, which was later scrapped because the agency did not have enough spacesuits to fit the astronauts."19
AAwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 reply A former Air Force intelligence officer Where's the intelligence?9
IImgonnatrythis sh.itjust.worksIf there are really alternative universes we are definitely one of the weird ones.7
This is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.
100% of the space crime you know about
... but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.
100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.
100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.
The Onion wishes they could come up with a story this nuts.
"At the time of the alleged illegal access, McClain was preparing for what NASA billed as the first all-female space walk, which was later scrapped because the agency did not have enough spacesuits to fit the astronauts."
Where's the intelligence?
Former. It was there but not anymore.
If there are really alternative universes we are definitely one of the weird ones.