Spyke
lemmy.ca

the blood isn't being "lost", just "redirected"

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NURSE! take off the witches hat .... we have to stop the redirected blood flow!!!

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addiereply
feddit.uk

Can't find the original original, seems to have been reposted a lot starting a few weeks ago...

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Oh no, I think it's AI generated. Look how the stone patterned part of the wall doesn't keep a straight line behind her hat. And it's a little blurry to be sure, but her eyes are weird in a very AI image way.

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programming.dev

"B positive"

"You will make it through this, I'm a great doctor. What's your blood type?"

"B positive"

"you are in a good hospital. Your family is waiting for you but I need to know your blood type"

"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

"I'm no longer positive about you surviving..."

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ebolapiereply
lemmy.world

The doctor asks for our hero's blood type, but they humorously misunderstand and hold up a framed photo of their "type," i.e. their preferred type of romantic partner.

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