Spyke
lemmy.world

I'd be willing to sacrifice a million of you humans if it means one of those penguins made it out safely.

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feddit.nl

gentoo penguins

dude we're talking about a linux distro being released here

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That ad though: "Finnish and Norwegians can apply for American citizenship!" i have no words

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If you think this is bad, just wait till you see how the animals you eat are kept. Or is it different when it's billions of chickens instead of 15 penguins?

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lemmy.org

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin.....things

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frongtreply
lemmy.zip

A lot.

Animatronic penguins? An absurd amount. But any video replacement would involve rehoming the penguins, which is expensive. Even more so if they're not habituated.

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Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

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