Spyke
lemmy.world

There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

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lemmy.ca

Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there's a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

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anguoreply
piefed.ca

Pretty sure he's ordering 6 in this image.

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Samsyreply
lemmy.ml

From his perspective, he orders 4.

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But if he twitches and puts his fingers closer together, he orders 3.

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madjoreply
feddit.nl

he's ordering 7, I think, if you count the thumb.

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anguoreply
piefed.ca

I don't see it... Two fingers and thumb make VI.

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I actually forgot about Roman numerals for a second.

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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a beer?"

"I don't know"

"I don't know"

"Yes"

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tomiantreply
programming.dev

"Would you possibly want a beer out of three?"

"Yes."

"There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?"

"YES!"

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fedia.io

It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

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I'm German and I didn't know we can count to 720 with our hands...

!Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

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tomiantreply
programming.dev

A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

He also walks out of the bar.

At the same time.

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lemmy.ca

A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

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Lucy :3reply
feddit.org

Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

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belluckreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

In the image he isn’t using his thumb to count, so 2 would be the middle finger.

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semreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Why would you count with only 4 fingers when the hand has 5?

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I think it’s because in the UK they start counting (regularly) with the index finger, so the regular binary two would look unnatural in context

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ok sign with middle finger....

my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

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sopuli.xyz

Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

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lemmy.world

Weird, thumb out is 3 in ASL (a french sign derived language), but thumb in that position reads as a really weird 2 to me

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That actually makes sense to me — ASL retains the “thumb = 1” system present in most of Europe.

The programmer is using what I’d call an “Anglo” two. It’s what I grew up with in North America.(see the Inglourious Basterds three finger scene for reference)

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lemmy.zip

This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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tomiantreply
programming.dev

Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he's showing 6.

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There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

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lemmy.world

So, the minimum number of anything you can order would be zero fingers or 1...

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lemmy.world

Nah it's meant to be binary. 11 would be 3. Although theoretically he should be holding up his pinky and ring finger.

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Maybe it is. I've seen some pretty lazy thumb use for that purpose in France at least. It looks a little indeterminate to me. 🤷

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