Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov’s absence sets off alarm bells in Moscow

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Has he been near any windows recently?

Doubtful, Moscow proudly announces when they've offed someone like that as a message to others.

My lack of alarm knows no bounds.

Don't worry, we'll get a postcard from the front lines anytime now. He's doing great, I'm sure.

Nah, lately they've only been sending the mentally infirm to the front li... Oh!

I'm sure Putin will find another blustering toady to replace him. It's not like anyone will miss him.

If you really want to find him, look for broken 20th-story windows with very large splat marks on the ground below.

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