Spyke
samus12345reply
sh.itjust.works

I never finished. I started a playthrough on my Switch, but mostly use a Steam Deck now...wonder if the save will transfer? (It's a hacked Switch) Some games do, some games don't.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

If anything playing football probably makes you realize it earlier, being around all those sweaty fit guys

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"you know, right after I get tackled there's this moment where it feels really good for some reason. Oh well I'm sure it means nothing."

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retrolemmy.com

I don't think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?

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BigBananaDealerreply
lemmy.world

spare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk

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Football is gay AF. Constantly touching men, smacking man ass, showering with men. But seriously is the ass smacking part of some coach grooming tactics that got twisted into a โ€œgood jobโ€?

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I knew I liked cock before I knew what gay was. Good fucking luck, Stevie.

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Soleos
lemmy.world

Does being celibate count as doing everything in his power? ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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rmuk
feddit.uk

Sucking two cocks at once sounds like a logistical nightmare. Did he mean alternating between one and the other, or do The Gays have more ingenuity than I give them credit for?

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mrgoosmoosreply
lemmy.ca

I can barely fit a regular size burger in my mouth. it just doesn't open that far. how tf are people fitting two dicks without hurting somebody

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rmukreply

I've got it!

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler

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lemmynsfw.com

Maybe he should have made you go to kindergarten so you could learn how to share! Who just keeps two dicks all to themselves?!

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Good luck my guy! I live in your freedom.

I only wish that one day in the future I could go to a sex positive party thing and just be the thing I do on weekends.

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