AMA 44 F UK
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Divorced, single mum, white collar professional
I'll answer any interesting queries you may have.
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Divorced, single mum, white collar professional
I'll answer any interesting queries you may have.
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Based on the description that you gave us - Have you ever fucked or blown a guy while at the office?
I have given my boss oral
Out of curiosity, did that have positive or negative consequences?
In what sense?
I mean sex with the boss can get you promoted and can get you in trouble with hr. It can make you known as the office slut.
Did people find out? How was the reaction? How did it came to it? How was the relationship with him afterwards?
He's the owner so hr isn't an issue.
I know a couple of other girls did it over the years.
No one's made a big deal of it.
Mhm lucky guy, I guess.
Thank you
Would you try and hook up with someone from the the option was there?
Do you post photos online (anonymous or not)?
What's your favorite way to cum this month?
1 I don't understand the question
2 no
3 masturbating in my car
3 has peaked my interest.
Is this for the getting caught thrill, or lack of other privacy?
I would be a watcher, for sure.
Opportunity
Truthfully, the white collar bit has me more interested than anything given such a world is much more removed and distant from my life than the NSFW stuff.
You got a kid or kids, how much do you intend to help them with money? Like, would you take care of them without question even if they didn't or couldn't work? Or do you demand of them to go out into the world and make their own fortunes with limited help? No help? Etc.
I guess in rolling with the NSFW theme here, as someone who can live the white collar life and presumably socialize within it, how often do you think men are really banging their maids versus the porn trope it's made out to be?
What is your single most expensive possession that isn't a vehicle, house, or kid?
I have 2 sons, high school age. I live in a country where university tuition is free so that's something I don't have to worry about for them. They're both fairly motivated academically and are quite sporty so I don't worry about them not getting on in life in that sense. I will help them financially as much as I can in terms of a deposit to buy property but it's not a case that I have vast sums of money sitting around ready to be handed out.
The only difference between a faithful man and an unfaithful one is opportunity. I've been to enough conferences and stayed in enough hotels to know that.
I have two nice watches but they were gifts. Things which I've bought myself would be clothes and bags.
2 is pretty cynical. Can't blame you...but yikes.
It's not cynical, it's contempt, to be honest.
True
I used to cheat. A LOT.
But, I found my lady, the real one, and I've passed that test many times now. It can happen, don't think it can't.
Part of it is total honesty with her, and with myself.
I'm smitten after 16 years together and many a fine ass has failed to lure me.
I'd not go into marriage if I knew I was going to be fucking someone else without her consent.
TL;DR just have alot of friends with benefits, don't lie and cheat
Agree. All extra curricular fucking is concentual. Always together.
As for orgasms:
Wow! That's a lot and it's very late here but I promise I'll answer tomorrow.
Clitty
it can take a good flicking
covered
small
fingers and vibe
gets a little erect
pulses then tingles
it's more sensitive for a while
more sensitive around the base
nope
Cummy
a wave breaking, best with fingers
pelvic floor tightens and I feel like a build up of pressure then it breaks and releases
I can regularly have multiple
become more intense
yes, it begins to become painful and it's tiring
yes, especially after a long session of penetration
yes, but I don't like the feeling
I relax into them more now
from 5 seconds to 20-30 seconds, it's very situation dependant
Here are some more questions if you would like:
yes
it has to be a mixture
entirely dependent on the situation
it generally always feels pleasant so I suppose it would begin to arouse me
it becomes exhaustive, full body
situation dependent, could be a minute could be 10 minutes or anywhere in between
yes
of course, more intense but harder to cum by
I have no idea. 5? 6? 932? Why would anyone keep track of that? The male obsession with statistics is quite bizarre.
no, that would be an utterly stupid thing to do.
there's no way to answer that. Somewhere between once and all day.
yeah, tickly and tingly.
no.
Did you get less Libido than 15 years ago or more?
Most unusual toy/way to mastrubate?
Man, this is boring to be honest.
more
when I was very young I had a big marker pen that was my boyfriend for a couple of years 😂
Oh, ouch! Sorry you went through that. But it did a great job I guess?
Pink or brown?
Entirely dependent on the gentleman's equipment
Finally, it's my time to shine..
I have 2.
Monkfish curry
I really don't care what someone else likes doing
Thanks for doing this AMA!
No problem, it's interesting to see what people are curious about.
Thank you all for engaging.
You can ask anything.
I have a few more:
Norway for the skiing
mac'n'cheese with broccoli
Amsterdam has always been fun
no tattoos, ears pierced, I had a nipple pierced when I was younger but I took it out years ago
lol none of my favourite movies feature superheroes. One flew over the cuckoo's nest,
That's a difficult question to answer. I wouldn't say that my desire for sex and intimacy has changed but the type of desire probably has significantly. If my sex life at aged 44 was the same as it was at 14, 24 or 34 it would indicate a problem.
Do you mean erect nipples or vaginal discharge? Then yes I suppose forensically it does but I'm not in the habit of flashing my crotch.
Hahaha, thank you for the answers! My first question stems more from my curiosity of how people see their own sexuality and drive over time. It isn't something that tends to come up in casual conversation in either my professional or personal circles. The second one could be other signs that you perceive as being indicative of your state of arousal, e.g. playing with your hair, wetting your lips or other visual cues, arching your back or assuming a specific posture, and not specifically adopting the "primate ready for mating" position 🤣
I probably do play with my hair, look down, act shy
Here's four random questions:
I'm indifferent towards it.
I love watching the dolphins.
it's not something that turns me on but never say never, I'm not against the idea but not particularly stimulated by it.
The Barrytown trilogy and spin offs.
Can I eat your jammy dodger
We can share
Great, actually I love being animalistic in bed!
Again, How much time daily you love to play with yourself? Do you watch porn or how do you arouse yourself? Are you open to DMs
I masturbate most nights in bed.
I do watch porn.
Feel free to ask anything publicly.
Super,
What kind of content you find most enjoyable?
Black guys
Have you ever made a black dick lucky?
Yes, I've had sex with black guys
What is a "white collar professional"?
What is your take on the foreign diplomacy camps of liberalism, neo-liberalism and realism? Would you perhaps situate yourself in another camp?
Diplomacy works, the soft power sharing of culture is what brings us together so I'd be mostly in the liberal camp.