While accusing Bender of cheating on her with two prostitutes:

Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I will!

Me... want... engulf... Bender! RAAWWWRRR!

No one loves you cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.

Fire detected in the vicinity of Leela.

Not really a line but every time the ship violently crashes the crew just casually stroll out.

"you could just play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy"