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lemm.ee

That was amazing!! Just wish we got to see the final image of the BIL on the veranda, broken and surrounded by 23 bags of rice

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It’s not the same, but this all reminds me of ‘A House for Mister Biswas,’ which one reviewer on Goodreads describes as “more than 600 pages filled with the bickering, moans and wailing of a large Indo-Trinidadian family.”

I love stories like this. Humans are so funny.

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sh.itjust.works

That was hilarious, thank you! I must admit I'm morbidly curious as to how one orders a truck of rice by mistake...

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Piemandingreply
sh.itjust.works

I'm assuming it's a single pallet and the shop owner told the warehouse to send the minimum order amount. BIL probably thought it was just a few bags.

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sh.itjust.works

Massive success tbh. Imagine Havin to deal with 700 fucking bags of rice. Those sacks also looks to be 50 kg wholesale sacks meant for ration shops and godowns so thats likely 35 fucking TONS of rice.

EDIT: They're actually 100 kg sacks, so 70 tons.

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wahmingreply
monyet.cc

Still got stuck with 2.4 tons lol. Guess that'll last them like a week

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Masterreply
sh.itjust.works

"Final terms: 23 bags, one bottle Old Monk, one bottle scotch*. Everyone is exhausted"

The whole point of this set of twitter pic conversations was the negotiation to not have to buy the whole lorry worth.

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lemmy.ml

Can you recommend one for a first time Palahniuk reader?

Edit: well shit, so far no consensus :)

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Obviously go for guts for maximum slap in the face. I also liked the time travel one.

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DrPopreply
lemmy.one

I recommend Haunted. One of the first short stories is very interesting.

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kbin.social

Wow. Do they do truck-loads of rice as Cash on Delivery there? If he didn't pre-pay, can he just refuse delivery and not pay? No idea what verbal contract laws are in place.

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These sorts of deals are usually based on trust. You might pay beforehand, on delivery, or later. But cancelling / not paying will tank your reputation.

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Imagine BIL getting sent out for rice every day and coming back empty handed after this incident

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This story was just what the doctor ordered. Thank you for posting this.

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lemmy.world

This would make a hell of a 90 minute Netflix movie.

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Kind of reminds me of " A Man Called Ove" or, in movie form, "A Man Called Otto."

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This post has more twists and turns than a roller coaster lmao, great post!

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lemmy.world

Those look way bigger than thw 50lb bags I'm familiar with. Are those 100lbs? 200lbs?

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ki77erbreply
lemmy.world

Yeah I'd love to know the conclusion of the story but when that popped up I immediately didn't care anymore. Fuck Tumblr.

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It wasn't showing the other images in my preferred app.

Took me a bit to figure out they were even there. But I swItched apps and finished it, thank you :)

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For some reason on my computer it would only let me see the first one but on the app I can see the others. I'm a little slow. Lol

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kbin.social

In what country does “truck” refer to an SUV? I’m in America and I assumed at least a pickup truck.

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CarlsIIIreply
kbin.social

A pickup has a bed and can carry much more rice than an SUV. I have no idea why anyone would assume they meant an SUV.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Pickup trucks and SUVs are both classified as light trucks. Also most of them are built on the same frames

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kbin.social

And this is reflected colloquially? Like, people straight up call SUV’s “trucks?” People think of SUV’s first when someone says “trucks?”

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In many places, there's no perceived difference between an suv and a pickup truck. Nobody uses a pickup truck for actual work related activities, so they're both essentially the same thing with different shapes.

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Not everyone is as deep into the SUV/pickup game, especially when you're from a country where they're not popular. Like, I'd only have a vague image of each, without your explanation here...

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