I didn't used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I've gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
You: using a public toilet
Me: power shitting my pants
I don't think I've ever power shit without it being an emergency.
And when two powershitters are present...
Battleshits.
You sunk my battleshit!
Public restrooms don't have a bidet. It's the worst.
Unless you are in japan
Some people power shit...
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
It's mostly because of the paper.
I didn't used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I've gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
You guys get paper?
Unfortunately.
It’s always good to establish dominance inside the stall.
And outside
Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper
To pee or not to pee
I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked
Can't shit on company time without the power of public pooping
Yeah... You're the reason I don't use public bathrooms. Nasty ass mutha...