cshowerthoughts·Showerthoughtsbycravl Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs.Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff.View original on slrpnk.net113Comments16
machenni replyprocial.tchncs.de@[email protected] @[email protected] you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.3
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesDoesn't have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!13
Boomer Humor Doomergod replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself8
LLemmyKnowsBest replylemmy.worldNobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We're grossed-out by other people's dandruff.1
We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.
How fucking big are your dandruff flakes? That sounds horrifying.
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Mine are Man Morsels.
@[email protected] @[email protected] you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.
Doesn't have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!
Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself
I like those foot graters too
Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We're grossed-out by other people's dandruff.
Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?
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It’s also organic, free range and all that.
Yeah
lmao noo, i'm vegan so this is doubly gross
Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it
no, it's not