Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs.
Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff.
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We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.
How fucking big are your dandruff flakes? That sounds horrifying.
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Mine are Man Morsels.
@[email protected] @[email protected] you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.
Doesn't have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!
Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself
I like those foot graters too
Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We're grossed-out by other people's dandruff.
Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?
Salt-free skinsalt
It’s also organic, free range and all that.
Yeah
lmao noo, i'm vegan so this is doubly gross
Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it
no, it's not