Dshittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro TipbyDeestan SLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.View original on lemmy.world54Comments9Reply
DDeestan replylemmy.worldAddenum for Americans, you may have to carry fake ID and fake your death on the way out.27Reply
SSlimeKnight lemm.eeAmericans really are taking a stab at OP as if it didn't make them look worse.18Reply
ppaddirn lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyA “free ride” in an ambulance is more like $1300 (on average) in the US.6Reply
ddmrzl programming.dev1Hide 1 replyCosts 10€ around here no matter the distance and they even carry your bags if you ask nicely. No idea what's supposed to be shitty about this LPT.3Reply
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Is this some joke I'm too American to understand?
Addenum for Americans, you may have to carry fake ID and fake your death on the way out.
Spotted the non-American.
There are dozens of us.
Americans really are taking a stab at OP as if it didn't make them look worse.
A “free ride” in an ambulance is more like $1300 (on average) in the US.
You may have to pick a hospital abroad, sorry.
Costs 10€ around here no matter the distance and they even carry your bags if you ask nicely. No idea what's supposed to be shitty about this LPT.
Excuse me, this isn't the "Financially Sound Life Pro Tip" community.