DDenjin feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyI usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.60Reply
551dusty replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replycame here to say this and I'll raise you oh lord, he's made of wood15Reply
e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ lemmy.worldBurn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.38Reply
TTrex202 lemmy.worldWell, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.34Reply
TTrex202 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply[in the library, absorbing all of Earth's knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!19Reply
CChicoSuave replylemmy.worldI always mutter "Dewey, you fool!" when I find a book at the library. It's too perfect.16Reply
SamuraiBeandog lemmy.worldI pretty regularly say or think "Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"32Reply
TaterTot piefed.socialI was having the most wonderful dream... Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.25Reply
AAnarchoEngineer lemmy.dbzer0.comWell Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!22Reply
tthemeatbridge lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesLeena? Is she captain of the Pallet Experts ship? Friend to Fly and Bonder and Zildfarb.17Reply
tthemeatbridge replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOh great. Captain Moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?10Reply
TTrex202 replylemmy.worldWingus, Dingus, listen up. We're going to give the aliens the old switcheroo.8Reply
eessell lemmy.worldBecause it sums up her personality... "If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I help you now that you do?"16Reply
NNasan sopuli.xyzFry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.12Reply
RRizzRustbolt lemmy.worldThat is, by a wide margain, the least likely thing that has ever happened.10Reply
IIgnotum lemmy.world"It's Turanging time" It's been a while since i watched futurama but i'm pretty sure that line is in there somewhere1Reply
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Ok, if everyone's finished being stupid.
I had more, but you go ahead.
This one of my favorite lines in the show.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
I say this one a lot lmao
Is my eye playing trick on me?
Oh lord.
came here to say this and I'll raise you
oh lord, he's made of wood
They must learn of our peaceful ways
by force!
Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
Well, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.
Me.. Feel.. A bit better in cognitive faculties
[in the library, absorbing all of Earth's knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
I always mutter "Dewey, you fool!" when I find a book at the library. It's too perfect.
I pretty regularly say or think "Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"
Ok, ok. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!
I was having the most wonderful dream... Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.
Hi-Yah!
Well Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, Sir!
"Listen buddy, by the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!"
Leela bring fire?
No, we're good on on fire, thanks
Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
Leena? Is she captain of the Pallet Experts ship? Friend to Fly and Bonder and Zildfarb.
Fry, acting like a moron won't solve anything.
Oh great. Captain Moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?
Wingus, Dingus, listen up. We're going to give the aliens the old switcheroo.
Because it sums up her personality...
"If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I help you now that you do?"
“No, I mean cool your jets. You’re melting Bender’s face.”
That's so plausible, I don't believe it
I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking him!
Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.
Give me a Kis...Hu..Hand sha...you know what, text me.
I'm still seduced from before.
They're not evil, but don't be confused, they are jerks.
That is, by a wide margain, the least likely thing that has ever happened.
They’re not tentacles, they’re gentacles!
I do... (last line in "Meanwhile")
Did you know these eye-phones are phones, too?
Yeah, we're boned.
"No, I just work here"
'Now, when you say "special"...'
"It's Turanging time"
It's been a while since i watched futurama but i'm pretty sure that line is in there somewhere