What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.
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I don't look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
Admittedly a much better joke though. Sorry OP
This is c/DadJokes though....
Maybe Uncle Jokes
Depends who your dad is.
Or daddy
The joke is "what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?" Answer "I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Oh that's good too!
Here in the south, they're usually synonymous, sadly.
That got a huge eye roll from both my wife and daughter, good job sir